NormGoing hammer and thong
You can’t really nail a can of soup to a wall if you’re not a fine stud. If you’re ever lucky enough to have enough bread to pound the starch out of a tart, don’t hesitate to nail it in the key-hole. Sleeping with a hammer and a driver under my head is a job for someone accustomed to uncomfortable and secretive affairs and subtle propositions. I never clean the dunny just in case I find a scrubber on the corner of the street. The look on my face when I get in the rim with one of those must be priceless. The expression would look like a man gargling a lemon in a cavity of vinegar. Nailing a pin into a bike is best done with a split-loaf. My love-life is forever hampered by the basket on the back of mine. Pilgrims can tread all they like but they don’t ride side-saddle any more than a metropolis smells rotten. You can try and open a door with a purple crash-helmet, but don’t go riding on a dog track without a pig’s intestine on your pump. Watch the fat spit! Some posts are hard to swallow, I’ll give you that. Spit on your fist before you go pounding a rissole or else expect a lot of tomato sauce. Put your pump in a nice soft one, be gentle like a screwdriver, and mess that wallet up. I’m not the sharpest tool in the oven but, to be perfectly blunt, nail and screw: opposite.
I'm not sure Science is the right category for this post ...
The mechanics of food preparation and a tradesman's guide to toilet cleaning would be more apropriate ? ...
Doin a Zen Mechanical Mantra ... over this ...
"Homm-mmmus" "Humm-ungus" and "e-NORM-ous"
Post ...
... and Hitching a Ride on the Galaxy of your mind here, man ...
And drenching your undies ... with more than my tears ...
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's been so long since I've had any aqua on my post.
Thought I had to have a rip at it again. Arbitrary as it is.
You're a heavenly body in my night.
They're coming thick and fast this morn.
Now I must go and eat a few nap-pies.
Gonzo v The Nose(courting backhanders)?
I hope it's close.
Norm.
Rugby World Cup 2007
Dusk