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MalUnderbelly Update 2 for people living in Melbourne.
For those who missed my first Underbelly post, Underbelly (the Channel 9 TV series that isn't showing in Melbourne) started half an hour ago. I'm trying to give Melbourne peole constant updates so they don't feel like they're missing out.
The chick who gave a statement to the police, and her girlfriend (also a witness) have been put in witness protection. What a joke. Witness protection in Australia. The police have put them in a caravan at what looks like Werribee.
They're a bit scared. As you would be. But they still manage to romp around naked. (Probably the director or DOPs idea. You know, keep the viewers watching. Nothing like a bit of tit to keep guys watching TV).
Now there's a noise outside. They try to ring the police but can't get through. Now some dude playing Jason Moran has rocked up posing as a copper and told them to come to HQ. Of course the stupid bimbos believe him. They live in Melbourne. They probably drink lattes in some Toorak Rd cafe in South Yarra once a year and think they're cool.
Jason frisks them, so the viewer gets aroused by scenes of a bloke feeling chicks up. This might even keep chicks watching it, even though they'd rather watch a repeat of Desperate Housewives or put Lara Croft Tomb Raider in the DVD player, or pull out the Buffy episodes.
Now he's taken them to a false police station, and Vince Colossimo has come in and offered them a fully paid trip to Europe to 'disappear'. One of them asks, 'Can you get lattes in Europe?'
Okay, the adverts are on again.
The chick who gave a statement to the police, and her girlfriend (also a witness) have been put in witness protection. What a joke. Witness protection in Australia. The police have put them in a caravan at what looks like Werribee.
They're a bit scared. As you would be. But they still manage to romp around naked. (Probably the director or DOPs idea. You know, keep the viewers watching. Nothing like a bit of tit to keep guys watching TV).
Now there's a noise outside. They try to ring the police but can't get through. Now some dude playing Jason Moran has rocked up posing as a copper and told them to come to HQ. Of course the stupid bimbos believe him. They live in Melbourne. They probably drink lattes in some Toorak Rd cafe in South Yarra once a year and think they're cool.
Jason frisks them, so the viewer gets aroused by scenes of a bloke feeling chicks up. This might even keep chicks watching it, even though they'd rather watch a repeat of Desperate Housewives or put Lara Croft Tomb Raider in the DVD player, or pull out the Buffy episodes.
Now he's taken them to a false police station, and Vince Colossimo has come in and offered them a fully paid trip to Europe to 'disappear'. One of them asks, 'Can you get lattes in Europe?'
Okay, the adverts are on again.
