NormVICO and SPENGLER
After a bout of realizing the futility of all human action in the face of the all encompassing polarity of the compass, The Linen Axe accepted a tutoring position in a position he found uncomfortable. He charred his childhood friends in a fire and took a chair and threw it in as well. The University of Nipples took him in for a bit of TNA but he sat in a respectable chair and ate celery far surpassing the rhetoric until ill-health forced him to retire to his quarters. Ozzie Arnold “The Governor” Gottfried “Eggs” Spengler was a charming hysterical philosopher whose interests included counting trains and art. He is best known for his book The Decline of the West and The Rise of Mae West in which he puts forth and multiplies. After Decline was punished in his ear, “Eggs” produced a spatula and threatened to scrape up the floor “with all you maggots”. He wrote extensively throughout with a biro that failed at the most inappropriate times resulting in poor penmanship and profanities. But “The Swearing Spatula” hung a Nazi outside his window to support ideas of racial superiority and his work the Hour of Decision gained him an ostrich.
