NormWould you rather Bony Legs or a Saggy hammock?
Giambattista“The Terry-towelling Battle-Axe”Vico or Johnny “Bony Legs” Vico, was born in a bookshelf with a daughter, a toy-train, a bucket of ice cream and a galah with a revolving wrist that hung at right angles to the ground. “The Bony Axe” attended a series of work-for-the-dole seminars but ill-health and a saggy groin led to home-schooling and smoking bong-pipes on the couch. Oswald “The Happy Hammock” Spengler was born on a mat with a dust pan and broom in his hands and a liking for hard work. With a foot like a mountain and the groins of a boy, the conservative and boyish “Saggy Hammock” came from a long fishing line and had the breath to match. His childhood was wrinkly and small and emotional, and the young “Hammock” turned to the wall where he would stare off into space; he developed complex personalities and a migraine.
