NormKnowledge is poorer
What is it about walking backwards with both hands down your trousers that makes me so popular? It's a question that I've asked myself many times with my ankles behind my head as I count my friends. My friends, it is with great warmth that I pose this question because, frankly, without my staunch and stellar support your knees would not knock so loudly on my door at every ungodly minute. You all know full well what it takes to take yourselves to the top and back. Take a minute to seriously consider the benefits of being my friend and the numerous aspects of having your hands down your pants which, are beneficial in the extreme. Ponder seriously these and other mysterious features of the strange and mystery-laden mystery world that we all find ourselves in. And it is in this world, whether you have one or more hands down your pants, that we find ourselves when I speak of this world. In this world, you'll scarcely find a more popular little creature than me. You can search the back of your slacks down the bottom and up the top and never find anything as valued or sought after as me. Seek after me and you will find, as I have, that you'll be sadly mistaken if you take me on face value. Lurking in you is me but, I'm sad to say, the former and not the latter comes before the latter which closely follows the former which is followed by the latter and vice versa. It is in such manner, in the aid of clarity, that I have gardened such unparallelled support. Now, we all know where I'm headed with this and it's hardly a shock that it has ended with the finish as it is, so it has. I, for one, value immensely vast bodies of knowledge and the inherent values of imparting such to others of lesser standing, or exchanging, in a latter-day renaissance fashion, knowledge with other knowledgeable individuals with buckets of insight propped over the door ready to fall on the heads of the unsuspecting in a hilarious scenario that you'll find in abundance everywhere, and plentifully too. In the know and on the nose: opposite.
D. Armenta, appearing soon at a blog near you.
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You are one funny little number, D. Armenta.
Very disarming.
Cheerio.
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Very.
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Norm ....Hands down your pants
I thought that was some thug fashion thing!
Mis
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just, what we call over here Bogan Chic.
Bogan = Hick - Rural location.
Norm
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Thanks for the translation!
HAHAHAHAHAAH
We in Texas call them booger eating mo-rons!
Mis