NormWayne Carey’s girlfriend Kate Neilson’s MySpace Blog.
Kate Neilson (brunette on the left) with a blonde former friend after a night out with Wayne.
Current mood: ditzy.
I used to be blonde but became a brunette because Wayne prefers brunettes. Wow! How smart am I? That puts an end to the dumb blonde myth. I was in NEW YORK!!! at the time. Not everyone is as well-travelled or as cashed up as me.
I live my life every day as if it were my last day on earth because it might be if I stay with Wayne, and he bashes me to death one night.
Sometimes you meet guys with heaps of money and you just gel with them, well that’s me and Wayne!
I LOVE animals and I love the fact that I'm also in love with an animal too.
Loving someone is a gift to yourself. I shouted myself lots of presents when I fell in love with Wayne and he lent me one of his credit cards. Wow! I like taking a spa in his premiership jumper and a Kangaroos flag as a bandana. It’s a cool look. I’m more covered up in the spa than I was when I was a Grand Prix girl.
Love from my point of view is to be bashed one day in the US and make up the next day in Melbourne. I’m so girly. It’s wonderful to be with an aggressive man like no other.
I am crazy about Madonna! Brunettes who turn blonde just hit it off with blondes who turn brunette. They have so much in common!
I know what I want from life and Im going to get it! I hate men that spit but bashing a woman is different. Wayne sometimes dribbles but only when he’s on drugs.
I love to have a good time and party but I also know how to balance things out by having wild parties some days and tame ones the next.
I love heating up pre-cooked TV dinners in a microwave while getting completely sloshed on cask wine. I stopped buying wine in glass bottles after our Miami trip.
I’m a really caring person who embraces the whole world. I hate negative people and that gold-digging chick I used to be friends with! The one that said she slept with Wayne the night I was sleeping with him.
I hate my belly button being touched so I put a bandaid over it.
I have completed a two hour correspondence course with NIDA and Nicole Kidman, and even have an online certificate – bring on the Hollywood offers!
Enjoy my life!
Please don't worry dear, you will grow up one day and then it will all come to you and you will begin to understand what being a woman is all about.
I feel so sorry for you, NOT.