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I slam Islam.

Islam, damn Saddam, is not a fan of the can and the cans and can-can, and can fan the man to hand the hat of his fellow man to him with his head in it. Christianity condemns murder out of hand. Out of hand you’ll find yourself in Iran man, if you get busted with the custard and you didn’t make an exchange for it, trust it. Theft in the West is put to the judicial test; corporate resorts are packed to the pools with fools in jewels, as drug mules cool their tools in cesspools. Heads will roll. Burka clad men with ova gonads and black pads lack the fact of being backed by the biological, physiological impossibility of equality. These goaded ova gonaded men in sacks with slits can expect a bath of oleaginous liquid, for a treat. Naked breasts are in bad taste, and I'm not even going to go into what's below the waist. When you meet their Christian counterparts the oil goes to the social wheel, or to help with a little toil (also called a meal with zeal). These ones bathe in their own blubbery secretes as I go bounds and leaps. Gee, I’ve had it with Jihad. Islam, slammed and Christianity, scammed: parallel.



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1. January 2nd 2007 @ 03:50. Cibbuano Says:
Definite parallel...
2. January 2nd 2007 @ 04:12. Norm Says:
Cibbuano,
Sitting here in obscurity, I took a stab; did I hit the light?
I don't know, it might be right.
Norm.
3. January 2nd 2007 @ 04:51. Adrian Says:
Hey Norm, that's outrageous and utterly inappropriate. Pedophiles prosper in such an environment. Let us not support such depraved muck.
4. January 2nd 2007 @ 05:56. Norm Says:
Yes Adrian, let us rail against the machinery of oppression with every fibre of our bean(non-fart connotation).
Norm.
5. January 2nd 2007 @ 06:26. David my David Says:
Passion? It's out of fashion? It only made $2B at the box office?

e-NORM-ous ... I'm not spending hours responding to your posts anymore ... flattering you with imitation ... I'm too busy in admiration, and laughter ...

The other day I was just thinking ...

about Mel Gibson's 'anti-Semitic' outburst ...

And how he got canned for it ... the whole trial by media stuff ...

And I was thinking ...

If I had as much money as him?

I probably wouldn't give two Owl hoots about what people thought of me ... I'd probably just keep on making films ...

I sometimes think Mel thinks a bit like me ... The last time I saw Mel? It was at a Catholic Mass ...

but you know me ...

I'm not a big-noter ...

I'm not even going to tell people I know him personally ...

***

David ...
6. January 2nd 2007 @ 08:28. Norm Says:
There is no way that a Jewish nation could ever assume the attitudes of a Neo-Nazi nation, dAvid.
I'm not a big-noter either, I'm more of a plasticman.
Norm.
7. January 2nd 2007 @ 13:21. Lily Says:
Jews and Germany?
wrong..
my ancestors fell at his hand...

Islam and Christianity?
wrong..
i don't understand the veils...

Adrians comment?
wrong..
off topic...

Norm's writing?

corporate resorts are packed to the pools with fools in jewels...

priceless!

~Lily


8. January 2nd 2007 @ 14:24. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

All this religious and political intolerance?

We all just need to get laid by someone from a different culture ... different beliefs ... different religion ...

I mean, when I'm surfing PORN ...

riding he waves here man ... Layne Beachley ... out of my way bitch! too many clothes on for me ...WHOAH ...

My emotions?

as shifting and changing as the sea and the waves ... and Layne Beachley's body movements man ...

Where was I?

That's right ... PORN ...

If I see a pic of a woman who is not of my culture or creed ... ? And this woman has a body to die for ...

Do you think I'm going to let my religious beliefs get in the way of that ...

NOW THAT'S RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE IN MY BOOK ...

David ...
9. January 2nd 2007 @ 22:23. Norm Says:
Lily,
I use to think, in my infinite emotional ignorance, that the number of people who died in the holocaust didn't matter. What's the difference, I thought, between 6 or 6 million? Let's not be fussed about the count.
Recently I realised that everyone of the people who died had family and someone who misses them. Every life lost should be accounted for.
The other thing I think is that the experiences of our forebears we carry with us. Now, I think there is some genetic evidence to back this up. It makes perfect sense to me that we should already have the lessons of previous generations in us. The suffering of our forebears we also carry or the suffering we are responsible for. It's sort of a feeling we might have.
A sense.
Norm.
10. January 2nd 2007 @ 22:38. Norm Says:
dAvid,
thanks for dropping in. Religious diplomacy at it's best, I can see you convening meetings in a spabath with reps. from all the major religions. Radical!
Norm.
11. January 2nd 2007 @ 23:26. Norm Says:
Even if the life taken is not missed the loss is still felt.
12. January 2nd 2007 @ 23:34. KylieW Says:
Norm,

Love it. Great writing on your part.

Religious intolerance is a minefield of hypocrisy.

KylieW
13. January 2nd 2007 @ 23:40. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

How about a post on the environment ... ???

Something environmentally friendly like how you'd like to chain every Greeny to a tree?

Or about the time you were sunbaking and Greenpeace workers threw buckets of water over you because they thought you were a baby whale washed up on the shore?

Or how when I walk outside and speak (blow hot air) ... that's I'm the real cause of global warming?

Or on my love of animals? How I love Skippy the Bush kangaroo. tsch tch tch Here Skip! How I shot Skippy so I could keep him and have him all to myself ... and how Ed Devereaux keeps peeping through my bedroom window at night to see what all this jumping up and down is all about ... and he sees me doing kangaroo impersonations ...

Or any of the above ...

An envioronmentally-friendly post norm. As in fence POST used to bash kangaroos over the head with to protect the crops on my uncle's farms? Nup. He'd never do that. He's kind to them. He shoots them and feeds them to his dogs.

Anything e-NORM-ous ...

My heart panteth for the living waters ... (Some Canticle somewhere ...

David ..
14. January 2nd 2007 @ 23:47. Norm Says:
KylieW,
Religion is a minefield that can give some people a leg to stand on.
It can also put some people on crutches.

Thanks for looking kindly on this one.
Norm.
15. January 3rd 2007 @ 00:05. Norm Says:
dAvid,
I'll put that in the computer(bicycle-powered).
Norm.
16. January 3rd 2007 @ 00:37. DuskDevi Says:
Religion is a State of Dependence.

...faith behooves fountains of truth.

(...His Excellence Sir David would pore near and far...)

Tis Norm. Tis fair.

Dusk
17. January 3rd 2007 @ 00:47. Norm Says:
Dusk,
I don't know enough to profess to know anything.

Faith, truth, belief and proof.
Norm.
18. January 3rd 2007 @ 00:51. Lily Says:
at least you're talking about it, Norm...

19. January 3rd 2007 @ 01:51. Bhumika Says:
the commies were on to something when they said "religion is opium".damn
20. January 3rd 2007 @ 02:05. Norm Says:
It's a pity the capitalists have never had a capital idea.
21. January 3rd 2007 @ 08:40. David my David Says:
e-NORM-ous ...

just having problems posting ... doing a test here ...

DAvid ...

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