NormFind trousers
Wear Trousers. I would. You should. Trousers go on one leg at a time. Wear them on your legs. One leg at a time. Leave your home in them. I would. Walk in them. One leg at a time. Left leg and right. Sit down in your trousers. Bend at the knees. One at a time. If you're going to have a crap? Take them off. Two legs together. Spread your legs. Lower yourself. I would. Do your business. Don't miss. Don't slap one on all over the sides. Be direct. Aim well. Shit in the water. Go plop. Wipe. Not with your trousers. Anything but your trousers. Your bare hands. Pull up your trousers. Two legs together. Do them up. Walk off as though nothing has happened. Don't forget to flush. Tell the world. I have done a good crap and now you know. I do. You should too. Wear trousers. Find a nice pair. They are out there waiting. The trousers will see you. Hanging on the rack. You'll be unsuspecting. The next thing you know. You're wearing trousers. You know all about it. Don't spill anything on them. They are trousers. Wear them well. Keep them clean. Keep them intact. Stains in the crotch region are inadvisable. They are suggestive of poor character. Wear underwear. Keep a hard-on hidden. Wear a hole in your trousers. Wear it well. Walk the streets with a hole. Try it. I would. Don't ever forget to wear trousers. Trousers: don't leave home without them. One leg at a time. Don't ever be short on trousers. Shorts and trousers: opposite.
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that's a great comment...
actually I proudly endorse trousers for the joy that they bring...
and if a product of that is that we all have the chance to experience the comforts of trousers then I will be a very happy trouserer...
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