NormAnatomical Facts are Swear Words
It's been said that shitting in your pants is an uncomfortable proposition for all but the most pampered. Shit Stains carried his package of crap dutifully, like all good sons who visit their severed heads collection. A collection refrigerated for the purposes of satisfying the needs of an ambitious necrophiliac. Heads are best fucked chilled. Why hide from the fact? It was hiding from the fact that led FlatfaceTendernose to discover that his arsehole led to his scrotum. It was a happy discovery. Revelations such as having the ability to plug your crapper with your testicles don't happen every day. There are many ways to lead a life and having your nuts up your arse is one. Devoting your life to Literature is another.
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btw we have a 'Norm's meats' just up the road lol
~Lily
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yes, if it wasn't for Literature(the grace of god) there goes I.
That you live near one of my franchises is making me chortle externally noisily(cen).
Enjoying the seabreeze,
Norm.
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nahhhhhhhhhh
lucky you if you really are by the sea.. its a stinker here... wouldn't like to be in a butcher shop without air condish.... chortle on...
sweatin it
~Lily
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it's mild here on the mornington peninsula, as storms over things of great import erupt in teacups across the land.
Liking your profile image,
Norm
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aahh if you see my bro down there, tell him to call home .. i have fond memories of the peninsula, born and grew up there for a while...
i like the expression 'great import erupting in teacups across the land'
~Lily
thanks, profile image inspired by 'What Do Women Want?' ~ Kim Addonizio
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from the foolish to the wise: glad you liked it.
One day, I'll elicit another response than "what the hell?" from you.
Devoted to Literature...for now,
Norm
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We're pretty tight, I must say.
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.. how does one know that ? lol
~Lily
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I don't find skidmarks disturbing either. They're suprisingly comfy.
haha
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mmm rich, do you think rich and comfort is possible?
~Lily