NormWestboro Baptists accuse Heath Ledger’s funeral director of mocking God Almighty.
“He will rot and burn in hell for making the casket out of wood,” self-appointed spokesperson for the Texas hate group Shirley Phelps said. “It’s a deliberate attempt by Hollywood Jew slimebag sinner undertakers to deify a known public homosexual, and drag millions of other faggot-loving, movie watching, popcorn crunching scum to hell. Actors aren’t worthy of being buried in wooden caskets when God’s only son died on wood. God is 100% love but He hates fags. Just read John 43.16. The Jews know Jesus died on the Cross. They put him there because He was on his way to Texas to set up a global spiritual kingdom in the regional south of the United States with Mary Magdalene’s sister Martha who was John the Baptist’s niece, rid this country of filth, and propagate a nation of virtuous monogamous Baptist latter day Saints. If you study a map of Calvary and Christ’s last footsteps you will see they were pointing to Texas. That’s a real red carpet. One of your own blood. He died of a broken heart at not being able to fulfil his life’s mission as much as he did of his injuries. He could have flown to Texas in a helicopter he made when he was 12 but didn’t want to scare people with his knowledge of future events too much and got the Apostles to burn it along with the blueprints. Fortunately our founder realised this by divine revelation after fasting for three months in a desert cave while writing the Baptist Manifesto and interpreting the Bible properly, and continued Christ’s child-bearing work on earth with select Baptist virgins such as myself, while everyone else stumbled around in complete ignorance of God’s word by reading non-Baptist literature. To this day he won’t fly by helicopter. God waited almost two thousand years to see if there was a person anywhere near as morally upright as our founder. God is infinitely patient but not with fags. What’s a few thousand years to God? Most of the time he just spends counting how many more faggots are in hell, and how much compassion he shows to them by letting them live long enough to convert. But they’re too reprobate. He’s waiting for the end of the world when he only has to hang around Baptists, and can forget how evil faggots are. After the evil Jews killed Christ, they purposely set up the media to deny it ever happened, and the Muslims and other false Christian sects transcribed these writings into their own false faith or just invented false teachings. When Jews couldn’t get their message out to enough unbelievers on scrolls, they invented the printing press to corrupt the masses, and in league with Satan invented the net using the devil’s love child Bill Gates, whose mother was Marilyn Monroe impregnated with L Ron Hubbard’s preserved sperm. 2000 years on and New York Jewish undertakers are still mocking Christ by making caskets out of wood for fags. But God will have the last laugh. And what a long laugh it will be. And we’ll be the only ones there with Him. He dispersed the Jews and put them in Hollywood and New York banks and let them run the media and the world as a generational race punishment for their wickedness. Most Jews are faggots anyway. It’s a known fact backed up by statistics the Wall St Journal shrouds in money talk. They might be in control in this life but just wait till the next when us Westboro Baptists are proved right. So many people miss the irony of American soldiers dying in the Holy Land, and how God allows their bodies to be brought back to this cesspool country of iniquity, whoredom, sodomy and blasphemy to be buried. He doesn’t want their corpses polluting the area where his Son grew up just like he doesn’t want them in Texas. And then you have Australian soldiers fighting on behalf of America when it’s none of their business, so they go back to that modern Gomhorra to be buried. Just as Judas infiltrated the Apostles so Mel Gibson was called by God to go into Hollywood and make real films about Christ to wake the pro-Semitic world up to itself. But people who don’t read the Bible are so dumb they arrested him for drinking, after Christ drank wine to set an example of how even before you die you should eat and drink to keep your strength up. God used Gibson to lead him to the Baptist faith but so far even he doesn’t understand his calling. Hitler did the world a favour, and Charles Manson should be set free.”
