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Equal and Opposite - August 2007

Call me crazy

Call me crazy but, I think that insanity is really rather (rub faeces over my face) serious. The mental equilibrium of every member of (masturbate into your sandwich) society is something we all should (pick your nose eat it all sloppy) care deeply about (sex with the cat then give it a kick). I have, on occasion, had cause to (rub my testicles on the bus) have really rather (voices tell me to destroy things) grave concerns about (not having intercourse with foodstuffs) the delicate state of my own mental condition (not showering because the bugs are my salvation). It's often been of such a tenuous state that (never shave because the devil likes the clean shaven) others, no doubt, have (masturbated in their own lunches) raised an eyebrow (or two or three or four or five or six or even seven yes seven even seven even odd seven odd little seven even seven) at my strange behaviour, which, fortunately, is now a thing of the past (all behaviour, I have ceased). Slightly sane and slightly not: not inopposite.

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August 28th 2007 @ 09:42

Posted By: Norm - Category: Miscellaneous

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1. August 28th 2007 @ 09:59. David Says:

No. I can't. I get it. Two sandwiches thanks.

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2. August 28th 2007 @ 10:04. Norm Says:

Two sangers coming

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3. August 28th 2007 @ 12:23. DuskDevi Says:

rub my testicles on the bus

Spontaneous combustion?

...but otherwise...huh?...

Are you well giNORMous?

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4. August 28th 2007 @ 12:31. Norm Says:

Dusk,
better mine than the driver's I always say.
Not sure what she says.

I'm very well, thanks for asking.

R & R, mate.

Norm

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5. August 30th 2007 @ 02:51. Miswanderlust Says:

Norm
Thank God for the "good kind' of mental illness... the kind that keeps us a little off kilter but does not diminish our days.

never shave because the devil likes the clean shaven Wow you Brazilian wax poetic there friend!

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6. August 30th 2007 @ 18:21. D. Armenta Says:

I'd like an Asperger with cheese please--NO SPECIAL SAUCE--with a side of Fry's syndrome.

Oh, and could you make that swiss cheese? American cheese gives me the schizos.

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7. August 31st 2007 @ 23:55. Norm Says:

Mis,
Brazilian poetic wax?
nice one, nice one...
Norm

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8. August 31st 2007 @ 23:57. Norm Says:

D.Armenta,
they reckon that green potatoes make everyone schizo.
Norm

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