NormCall me crazy
Call me crazy but, I think that insanity is really rather (rub faeces over my face) serious. The mental equilibrium of every member of (masturbate into your sandwich) society is something we all should (pick your nose eat it all sloppy) care deeply about (sex with the cat then give it a kick). I have, on occasion, had cause to (rub my testicles on the bus) have really rather (voices tell me to destroy things) grave concerns about (not having intercourse with foodstuffs) the delicate state of my own mental condition (not showering because the bugs are my salvation). It's often been of such a tenuous state that (never shave because the devil likes the clean shaven) others, no doubt, have (masturbated in their own lunches) raised an eyebrow (or two or three or four or five or six or even seven yes seven even seven even odd seven odd little seven even seven) at my strange behaviour, which, fortunately, is now a thing of the past (all behaviour, I have ceased). Slightly sane and slightly not: not inopposite.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
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Rugby World Cup 2007
Spontaneous combustion?
...but otherwise...huh?...
Are you well giNORMous?
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
better mine than the driver's I always say.
Not sure what she says.
I'm very well, thanks for asking.
R & R, mate.
Norm
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Thank God for the "good kind' of mental illness... the kind that keeps us a little off kilter but does not diminish our days.
never shave because the devil likes the clean shaven Wow you Brazilian wax poetic there friend!
Mis
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Oh, and could you make that swiss cheese? American cheese gives me the schizos.
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Brazilian poetic wax?
nice one, nice one...
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
they reckon that green potatoes make everyone schizo.
Norm