NormWhat is it, you can't face?
In this life we lead we will invariably come across people who are, best and most elegantly put as, cunts. Now that’s not to put a real one down, because you can’t possibly, not in a pink fit. A pink fit is the best way to describe what can only harshly be called a cunt. Many cunts treat women as just cunts. One thing that I’ve learned over the years is to never underestimate one of those. One thing some unmentionables don’t know is that others can be just as much of a one of those as they can be. Moreso, there’s always a bigger arsehole just around the corner. Trust me, I’ve been there. Once. When push comes to shove, having a bit of mongrel about you is a jolly good thing. Absolutely wizard! These purists can sweep my floor with a broom jammed in their wind-jammer. Cripes, creativity should come from within. My dick sometimes does without. Going without is part of a life well lived. Having everything you want is to be fucking accursed. You’re liable to never be anything but unmentionable. Unmentionables are just that, fucking cunts. You see them everywhere. Where the fuck they come from and where they think that they’re going is not worth mentioning. It’s no wonder they bare the label they are given. Snatch the opportunities that life presents. People who go around spouting off can suck me off royally. I’ll go right off my nut one day, but for now I choose moderation. Not to put too fine a point on it, but any word said in a certain way can be nasty. You fucking scapulas! Cunts and unmentionables: equal.
Staying well away from this subject ... it got me in deep once before ...
David ...
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.....sobriety of a jurist, now.... but earlier?.... wooo....never again....
Norm....