NormPRESS RECORD ON YOUR HEARING AID
Now I've never stated that I was a coffee machine, but if you punch my buttons I'll certainly spit something out. It's just a matter of what, not to mention all the other aspects which are too numerous to even name in your head and naming things in your head is about as useful as having legendary status in your own midday meal carrying case, and what is written is never as important as what isn't and I should know because I've written some of the finest pieces that have never been written. All you have to do is see for yourself, such as in this little number you'll scratch your eyes out trying to find just which line that I haven't written is your favourite, and there are many. And if it's verification you're after then just press rewind on your hearing aid and play it back to yourself because, I won't repeat this, I won't say it again. No I won't. Take all the recordings from your sound enhancing device attached to your audio organ and make a little, really I mean to say large, compilation of all your favourite things that I've never said and play it at parties; pump it up. I could literally go on for days like this but I haven't even got the whole amount of even one, so I'll have to, duty bounds me to, leave you with this, and I've never written this a lot: serious and silly: opposite.
I'm not sure if I got more of a laugh out of what you have written here, what you haven't written here, or what you have or haven't written somewhere else, or whether or not you did or didn't write something somewhere else.
All I know is, I'm a fan of everything you do and don't write.
I plan to develop a virtual-text, hearing-aid, attach it to a USB port, which will pick up and record the text you do write, and hopefully will have technology advanced enough to pick up what you don't write for my own enjoyment, and the enjoyment of the elderly.
David ...
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David,
where do I start with not responding to your comment?
Shall I count the ways?
Now that I'm here I've forgotten what the comment was.
Don't get me started on all the varieties of plugs.
I should know.
Look at me.
Send this off for the Miles Franklin, please.
Only Miles would go that far.
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Norm
Consumption Malfunction
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I used to believe the best place to start was the beginning. That was before I learned how to write. Apparently the best place to start is just before the real action begins.
I would like to win an award for the best unwritten piece of fiction ever. But I have the feeling your unwritten works would win.
But that's okay. I'd be the runner up. I can't wait to non-attend. And get another award for the most non-attendances to accept non-awards.
Non-Entity (formerly a.k.a David) ...
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you must be referring to the well made play.
I'd adhere, which I'm sure you're aware, to all academic principles.
The last thing writing should ever be is fun.
This tweed jacket sure is itchy though.
Tweed undies are a no goer.
I'd like you to write my acceptance speech and I can write yours.
I think I know what you'd like me to not say.
Now that I've said it it sounds good.
Never as good as when I hadn't.
Norm
As a tweed-undies-wearing symbol formerly known as a name, I have to agree with the thrush and sweat factor of tweed.
Here is my acceptance speech for you. I've already non-written it:
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I just love modern dance.
Here is yours:
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Thanks for that.
The stuff I don't want others to read?:
Most people are fucked in the head!
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I'd like to issue a media statement:
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I'm sure you'll agree.
I like your media statement, but here's a better one.
I wonder if anyone on Orble will pick up the fact that I'm posting in invisible, black screen ink, and that I think a lot of Bloggers on this site are absolute, self-opinionated, ignorant tossers? I wonder mainly if the artiste of every millenium will pick up on it, or whether someone [a Blog dobber] will have to enlighten the artiste? I would presume and assume so, because the artiste is far too busy enlightening others to discover what enlightenment is. It takes the IT savvy, or the nasty gossip-mongers to point these things out so others can deny anyone ever taught them anything in life, when they see their role in life is primarily to instruct others without being qualified to do so.
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I can hardly wait for the throng to receive their message.
Let me see that throng.
That throng, th, throng, throng, throng.
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Norm
what is written is never as important as what isn't and I should know because I've written some of the finest pieces that have never been written.
No shit,,,, the beauty and the meaning is always in the subtext..... I guess unless you are a total dumbass...
Great post
Mis