Norm
MalBloggers beat Taggers, again!
Well, my dear friends and even dearer enemies (some of you are one in the same only you fail to realise how much I love you), it seems, from studies conducted in Upper Mongolia, that making vapid comments on a blog are of more value than making vapid scribbles on a wall. The team at the Research Institute for the Hard of Thinking have come up with these astonishing results after spending a mere fifteen weeks as bloggers. The head researcher, a Ms. Leonie Windybritches, said "Yes, I have a blog tag, and no I don't merely make comments to get myself seen. Not like those irresponsible and misguided grafitti taggers." Windybritches went on to add that she has a preference for hand sculpted dildoes because they have no ridiculous and unnecessary writing on them. Sponsored by The Lady Short Shorts Designer Fat Peoples Clothing Co., her team consists of notable trouser wearers and an assortment of hairy lipped bloggers(not to be confused with taggers). "I'd say a resounding success for the fight for hypocrisy has been achieved here today, what do I think?"
This article was the brainchild of Norman Pastrypuffer III.
Licensed by the good people of Slim Jim's Tyres and Trousers.
It is in no way representative of anything.
Vapid and valued: opposite.(c)
This article was the brainchild of Norman Pastrypuffer III.
Licensed by the good people of Slim Jim's Tyres and Trousers.
It is in no way representative of anything.
Vapid and valued: opposite.(c)
Ars Poetica
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
keeping crime rates low is the reason that nobody has too much and nobody has too little.
Not the other way around.
But don't hold me to anything that I publish on my site.
I am merely a conduit for others.
Much like a prostitute you might suppose correctly.
Norm
Ars Poetica
~Lily
TaG
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I'd never hold anyone to anything.
I am always lenient in my dealings with others.
After yourself look.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Bloggers don't pollute the world with scribblings now do they.
Taggers do, I'm afraid.
Keep the crime rate low.
Don't hold me to that(or the dildo bit).
Norm