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Bloggers beat Taggers, again!

Well, my dear friends and even dearer enemies (some of you are one in the same only you fail to realise how much I love you), it seems, from studies conducted in Upper Mongolia, that making vapid comments on a blog are of more value than making vapid scribbles on a wall. The team at the Research Institute for the Hard of Thinking have come up with these astonishing results after spending a mere fifteen weeks as bloggers. The head researcher, a Ms. Leonie Windybritches, said "Yes, I have a blog tag, and no I don't merely make comments to get myself seen. Not like those irresponsible and misguided grafitti taggers." Windybritches went on to add that she has a preference for hand sculpted dildoes because they have no ridiculous and unnecessary writing on them. Sponsored by The Lady Short Shorts Designer Fat Peoples Clothing Co., her team consists of notable trouser wearers and an assortment of hairy lipped bloggers(not to be confused with taggers). "I'd say a resounding success for the fight for hypocrisy has been achieved here today, what do I think?"


This article was the brainchild of Norman Pastrypuffer III.
Licensed by the good people of Slim Jim's Tyres and Trousers.
It is in no way representative of anything.
Vapid and valued: opposite.(c)
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1. June 19th 2007 @ 03:03. Lily Says:
>Queenly Voice< you see Master Norm - it's all about the money honey, and i must say, i'm a taddy tad miffed over not seeing your Esquire - tut tut! Now run along and tell that commoner Jim that he absolutely must close the back door when leaving, we mustn't let the dogs out >end Queenly Voice<



2. June 19th 2007 @ 03:19. Norm Says:
Lily,
keeping crime rates low is the reason that nobody has too much and nobody has too little.
Not the other way around.
But don't hold me to anything that I publish on my site.
I am merely a conduit for others.
Much like a prostitute you might suppose correctly.
Norm
3. June 19th 2007 @ 03:26. Lily Says:
darling Norm, i fear you may have failed to see my attempt at humour don't hold me to it.. or am i reading upside down?

~Lily




4. June 19th 2007 @ 04:32. David Says:
Graffiti Dildoes!

TaG
5. June 19th 2007 @ 04:51. Norm Says:
Lily,
I'd never hold anyone to anything.
I am always lenient in my dealings with others.
After yourself look.
Norm
6. June 19th 2007 @ 04:54. Norm Says:
David,
Bloggers don't pollute the world with scribblings now do they.
Taggers do, I'm afraid.
Keep the crime rate low.
Don't hold me to that(or the dildo bit).
Norm

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