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Why I had to buy a plastic bum.

I blame computer speak. I typed ROFLMFAO. (Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking arse off). Fell of my chair. Onto the floor. Got up. Only to find. My bum was gone. It had fallen off too. I'd laughed the fucking thing off. Literally! Computer speak is real. Be very careful. Take it seriously. The consequences of not? My pants kept slipping off. With no lovely bum cheeks to hold them up? What else was going to happen? I needed a new bum. No idea. Tried the Yellow Pages online. Not happy Jan! Finally found an adult sex shop. Fought off eighteen gay men to buy the only plastic bum left. And stuck some fluff to it. Gays and Straights? Opposites.



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April 14th 2007 @ 21:59

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1. April 14th 2007 @ 22:10. David Says:
Non a-MAL-gam ...

Straight as a dye as always, man ...

David ...
2. April 15th 2007 @ 03:04. Wendi Says:
No worries... New Moon in 4 days.

*grins*

W


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3. April 15th 2007 @ 05:02. Lily Says:
I was happy for you until you stuck the fluff on...
but congratulations on the purchase of your new placky butt...

~Lily


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4. April 15th 2007 @ 08:17. Norm Says:
ROFLMAOATCOMTBHTBR(ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF AFTER TEMPORARILY CHOKING ON MY TONGUE BEFORE HAVING TO BE RESUSCITATED)


Mal
5. April 15th 2007 @ 08:33. Mal Says:
David.
I've never liked camping in tents. Or drinking chips from a bottle.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.


Mal
6. April 15th 2007 @ 08:41. Mal Says:
Wendi.
What are they doing with the old one? I quite like it. As it is. I'll miss the Old Man and the jumping cow.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.


Mal
7. April 15th 2007 @ 08:42. Mal Says:
Lily.
The fluff is as detachable as a detachable penis. I will remove it just for you.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.


Mal
8. April 15th 2007 @ 08:43. Mal Says:
Norm.
IRWAO. (I'm really worried about you).
U-Turn & Re-Turn to where you are.
Mal.
9. April 15th 2007 @ 14:12. Wendi Says:
Mal -

The dish ran away with the spoon.


Ars Poetica
10. April 15th 2007 @ 14:41. Lily Says:
ISBTTOTPIMMR
I'm sorry, but the title of this post is making me rofl...

~Lily

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