NormHold on to your arse hats
There is virtually nothing in the virtual world that is really real. Reality is as intangible as a fart. And that's no fart joke. All we have to show for reality is a handful of marks that are hard to remove. Actual reality always leaves its mark, no matter who we are. Who we are is a matter for reality, actually my dear fiends. My dear friends, it's actually virtually impossible to say with absolute surety who we really are. Who we make ourselves out to be has virtually nothing to do with who we really are. But it is instructional to discover what we want others to believe of us. If you know yourself well enough, you'll know that who you are is a mystery. It's not possible for me to not insert myself in somewhere or other. No one can take a walk in the park with their bits hanging out and tell other people that "It's awfully cold in these parts". Being cold in the parts that hang out is just so much fun. Warmth is generated by virtually all dangly bits that are squashed like jelly beans in a jar. There's a war going on and everyone is invited. It takes place under the sleeping noses of even the most watchful. Keep an out (of your pants) for yourself. If you don't watch yourself nobody will. It's an absolute kidder that virtual and actual are, as they say, well, as I say, well, not so much as I say as, I write...as I write, the trees softly meander down the azure avenues of sky and lend the ear a soft and smelly pillow with which to lay a sleepy neck-joint that sits on a poorly positioned spine of rare design... virtual and actual are, as they say, well... they are... how does one put this? opposite.
I'm surprised you haven't experienced solid flatulence.
Still reaing. Got distracted.
David ...
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
when I find a nugget of truth I'll let you know.
Norm
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John Oates would say:
We humans, clever but unwise, reckless of truth and disunited, are prisoners of consciousness, living in the wrong reality.
Miswanderlust asks: why is the pillow smelly?
Cheers
CC
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
that's sick.
I like it.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
is that of Hall and Oates?
I think I remember that one doing well in the charts.
Smelly pillow: radiant follicles.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I can't take credit.
Poor rating.
Cheers,
Norm