NormThe last word on why my opinion outweighs them all
In my humble one, being stuck in the land of the intellectual giants is a situation worthy of laughter. Nothing could be less dramatic than spouting off while under the influence of your own bowel emissions. There are certain situations where crying foul whilst committing the same is not laughable. So few and far between are these instances that it's more likely that one thinks one can pen a few chickens while cycling on one leg. Cycling without legs is a most common happening. Cycling under a silvery moon is far from lunacy. So far up myself am I that I can tickle my tonsils while tickling yours. If you do happen to spout off while inserted in your own rectum then bear in mind that what you eat you shall surely eat again. It is one of life's little miracles to believe in your own worth while your stocks plummet like a pair of lesbians sipping coffee and besmirching my good name. My name is very good. It won't be blackened by any black-clad chimney sweet. If in earshot you should hear the sound of my cock, please wake up. I'll get my hand off it now but, duty or force of habit forbids me to part without one last shot. Intellectual giants and intellectual height challenged individuals of considerable stature and standing in virtual matters but not so they notice and just go trapsing through the living room of your mind: opposite.
I haven't read Gulliver's Travels, but I have seen the cartoon and film versions of the man who went to live in the land of intellectual midgets. Until recently, I had never viewed this novel as one belonging to the futuristic genre, but thinking back on how they tied him up and ran around celebrating makes me wish I had been taught the real meaning of this text at high school by two lesbian teachers in denial about their own bisexuality and love of bondage, and I'd been kept back after school. "I'm sorry for coming home late dad, but I got tied up after school," would have been a plausable excuse in my day.
Consumption Malfunction
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
in fine form, Chaps. I'd say a nice little knock to steady the shipwreck. I'd love to be able to enjoy those old books but my pants are on too tight like so many metro-virtuals these days. Like so many, these days are just like those days. The spin that Tub Taler can put on a footy is akin to a pair of nuts in a jacket. Quite nice, I'd say. Like many people I wear chopsticks in my ears to find out wher the real writers are these days. Eating out of little paper bags with a tinkle in their eye.
Norm, MD
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
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L.A.M.P.
This illustrates the great circle of life: in the case of cranial/rectal immersion, a high colonic is no sooner said than done. Corny, but true.
Eeyew. I just grossed myself out.
How you been reading 'Homer'
The cycle of learning is complete
But aren't all intellect arguments settled with:
"Says you."
or
"Says you plus one and no returns"
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
Mis
Flick Wit
Are you a one-leg man, Norm?
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
it's eternal recurrence for the cyberage.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
opinion is the opium of the peeps.
Grasshopper
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
that sounds like REM.
It is!
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
that's a difficult question answered easily.
Yes and no.
Norm
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
I'm glad you're still here too, Norm.