NormSexual Frustration. (Pet Peeves).
Starve a male dog or a female cat? They'll both get Blogs. One will be 'I Hate Pussies.' The other? 'I Hate Mongrels.' The Posts and Comments sections will read like this: WOOF! MIAOW! BARK! HISS! GROWL! SCRATCH! Feed your pets, before they start Blogs.
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Good-O for dogs (and cats alike ...
Feed the man meat, and get more pork on your fork ...
David ...
Rugby World Cup 2007
Hope you are well Mal.
DuskDevi
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
short and suite, toilet.
Norm...
Mal
It appears that a lot of modern girls have turned away from being catty bitches and, in the name of feminism, decided to be mongrel bastards instead. Have you seen how they dress their little pussies up, and put pants on them, and make them wear them all the time?
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Mal
There is no line-up at my toilet. It's a Male Toilet. When I give my cistern a golden shower? It's not just short and sweet, it makes the toilet gush.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Killer Beats
Ramble On
Hipnotherapy
I think the following dialogue from the movie Ghost Busters says it all:
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
Mis
Mal
I'd like to grab hold of that spoon they use in the Whiskers catfood advert and, rather than tap the top of the can with it, dong a few girls on the head. Here puss!
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Mal
I would have to agree with you, and style Dr Peter Venkman an Apocalytic prophet. Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of a hissy-fit in the morning." - Robert Duvall. Full Metal Jacket: "Inside every young girl is a man just bursting to get out." - Drill Sgt.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Horrorphile