Norm
MalBy way of revision
In my haste to undersatnd myself in terms of categorical alignment with conventional classification, I may, and I stress may, have followed through on a fart. It's an uncomfortable situation to find you've done a bad jobease in your jodhpurs. The fact of this wasteful matter is that I may, and I stress may, have farted while taking a piss. I wouldn't want to take the piss out of farting but, the reverse is also true. Melancholy, as some errant idiots may have told you, is not the opposite of phlegmatic. Errant idiocratic tyrrants in their midday meal-boxes! The opposite of phlegmatic, that I truly am, is, and I stress is, choleric. Grumpy and painful, I am surely, in most cases. Particularly brief ones. The long and the short of my petticoat is that undies worn brown go to wash less often. It's camouflage for the phlegmatic. After all, what's a little poopoo in your pants? Faeces in your flares, of course. Scattered and logical, you could, and I stress could, argue I am. If you cared as much about me as I surely do: and I do do do-do in my best do. Scatology is a branch of choleric humour and humours are not funny. I wouldn't normally go out on a limb and say phlegmatic and choleric: opposite. Oops, I did it again. Got lost in the end.
That is the most sanguine thought I've seen expressed all day.
Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007
Have a great weekend giNORMous...gee long time no see?
Dusk
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
the Italian tennis player, Sanguinetti?
To tease I, sanguine?
About a wee return?
Just ace, man.
Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I surely hope I will.
Go Cats!
I surely hope you do too.
R&R, mate.
Norm